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Jun. 22nd, 2009

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Harry Potter: The Musical... For Real


I've just spent the last two hours LMAO watching this.  Some clunky parts as befits most satires, but Voldemort/Quirrell is truly something special.    Bravo to them all!  

Warning: It's broken into segments, but it's a full 2 hour  musical!   Get your popcorn, make yourself comfortable... oh... and make sure to pee beforehand!!!!

NOTE: The remainder has been taken down temporarily by it's creators, but say that it will be back up soon.

Here's the link to the rest:   http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pXzd2UP6TOo&feature=related

May. 26th, 2009

dancer, hula

Dreamwidth???

Someone on my flist please enlighten me about this?  What is it?  Why do it?  I think I'm on info overload...
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May. 8th, 2009

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Happy Mother's Day to All Us Moms!


25 REASONS I OWE MY MOTHER 
 
 1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE .. 
 
 "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning." 
 
2. My mother taught me RELIGION . 
 
   "You better pray that will come out of the carpet." 

 
 3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL ;
 
    "If you don't straighten up,  I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week."
 
 
4. My mother taught me LOGIC . 
 
   " Because I said so, that's why." 

 
 5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC .. 
 
   "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me." 

 6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT .. 
  "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident." 
 
7. My mother taught me IRONY 
   "Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about." 

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS .. 
   "Shut your mouth and eat your supper." 

 9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM .. 
    "Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!" 

10.  My mother taught me about STAMINA .. 
     "You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone." 
 
11. My mother taught me about WEATHER .. 
     "This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it." 

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY
     "If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!" 

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE .. 
    "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out." 

 14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION ..  
     "Stop acting like your father!" 

 
 15. My mother taught me about ENVY .. 
    "There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."
 
16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION ... 
     "Just wait until your father gets home." 

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING .. 
    "You are going to get it when you get home!" 
 
 18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE .. 
     "If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way." 

 19. My mother taught me ESP .. 
     "Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?" 

 20. My mother taught me HUMOR .. 
     "When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me." 
 
21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT . 
     "If you don't eat your vegetables,  you'll never grow up." 

 22. My mother taught me GENETICS
    "You're just like your father." 

 23.. My mother taught me about my ROOTS .. 
      "Shut that door behind you. Do you think you  were born in a barn?" 

 24. My mother taught me WISDOM .. 
     "When you get to be my age, you'll understand." 

 25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE 
     "One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

 
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Apr. 19th, 2009

dancer, hula

SSHG Exchange Fic: No More Than Reason (Acts 4 & 5)

Here are Acts 4 and 5 of No More Than Reason

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SSHG Exchange Fic: No More Than Reason (Acts 1 - 3)

A grand total of 163 gifts were created for the most recent sshg exchange - a monumental task conducted with grace and aplomb by [info]shiv5468 ,[info]ginny_weasley31  and [info]scatteredlogic , with a huge assist by the devoted and talented [info]mollyssister .   My lovely gift was art created by [info]hjsnapepm entitled "Like a Wild Rose.  Please check out this beautiful and sneakily poignant piece!

My piece was gifted to [info]sylvanawood , who pinch-hit in the exchange. 

ETA:  I thought I could get this posted in one bit.   Argh .... so the first three acts are below the cut:

Title: No More Than Reason (Acts 1 - 3)
Rating: PG
Warnings: Pure crack!fic ahead. Dangerous clichés. Drivers should take extreme caution.
Summary: Headmistress Granger has some new ideas for changing the school. Severus Snape is damned if he’ll let her get away with it. And the staff is stuck at Hogwarts for the summer until they do.
Original Prompt: A finding-each-other story (no previous relationship) with a happy, romantic ending.
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Feb. 18th, 2009

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Art that will break your heart

I don't know how many of you are linked to the CrackBroom community, but this one came across today and it is the most wonderfully wrought piece I've seen in.... maybe ever!  It's art... it's a video.  It's Snape and Harry and children and a song that must have been written for this.  Even if you don't care for/ship Snarry, it's irrelevant.  If you have a heart for Snape, YOU MUST SEE THIS!   

You will want to watch it more than once.  (Oh.. and there is a lovely coda after the credits...wait for it)

The art/video was created by littleblackbow for the recent Snarrygames.  Bravo to  her.  If you are on IJ, you can leave her a note to express your thanks and awe:
<url>http://asylums.insanejournal.com/snarry_games/213472.html</url>


Oh, and here are the lyrics to the song:

Lyrics by the New Pornographers... )
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Jan. 23rd, 2009

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Yay!

I'm a featured author in this week's SSHG Quiz!  Thanks to mollyssister and morethansirius for this lovely banner!!

Jan. 20th, 2009

dancer, hula

Yes We Did!

I was invited to NYC City Hall to join other NYers to watch Obama's Inauguration this morning.  If I can get any  of the terrible video out of my phone, perhaps I'll edit this and add it later.

Hundreds of NYers filled several large meeting spaces in the old building, where large screen TVs were set up.   The front rows were reserved for several school groups, and the kids were resplendent in their Obama T-Shirts, red/white/blue headbands and mini-flags. 

We had to show up before 9 am, so it was a bit of a wait until the festivities began on TV.  But it was already quite the celebration among us as we chatted and smiled  and laughed and filled the room with expectant and positive energy. 

Local TV crews were there filming us, be we were riveted to the screen when they began the CNN feed from Washington.  The views of the crowds were astonishing, making us all VERY glad we were sitting down and indoors!  The image of wheat sheaves blowing in the wind came to mind as I watched the throngs move together on the Mall.  

Loudest cheers went up from the collective group for Hillary and Bill and, interestingly, Jimmy Carter.   The Obama kids and Michelle were greeted like pop stars by the attending school kids.  And the room lit up like a firecracker when Obama himself was announced with fanfare.  

Boos and hisses followed Chaney's appearance on the screen.   Bush garnered some too, but the real vitriol went to Dr. Evil. 

Finally, when the Chief Justice asked the assembled crowd to stand for the oath, we all rose to our feet as well. 

I'm so glad that I could share the moment with my fellow NYers and lend my voice to the collective cheers and shouts of hope and promise. 
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Jan. 19th, 2009

dancer, hula

I'm Still Here and Having Lots of Sex

I don't post often, so i imagine most folks on my flist have no idea that I exist or, for those who do recall, that I'm still here.

But I am.  And doing quite well, if you'd like to know.

2008 was a very good year for myself.  The year I reclaimed my sexual life after a LOOOOOOOONG draught.  And, odd to admit, but it was my love of fanfiction that pushed me to it.   Strange?  But true!!  After reading (lots of ) fics that featured my favorite characters having fantastic -- and often kinky -- sex, it finally occured to me that I might enjoy doing it as much as reading about it!  

So I thank all of you porn writers out there...  the credit and inspiration goes to you.  I've found that there is a world of amazing men out there that love 50 plus woman with curves and who remind me that I'm beautiful and desirable.  

Snap.  The girl still has it!
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Jan. 18th, 2009

dancer, hula

For those of you over the age of 40...

Blonde Goes Back to Work After Many Years of Not Working.                       It's short.  Don't blink.

Nov. 4th, 2008

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Hope is Alive

.... Barack Obama has just been elected as the next President of the United States. I'm watching CNN and the commentators are all chocked up... people are celebrating by the thousands in gatherings in cities around the country... and in other countries.

Lines snaked around polling places in towns around the country. Children talked about politics and took part in this election.

Perhaps all is not lost.
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Sep. 28th, 2008

dancer, hula

MB Test Results

I took the MB test years ago: my profile hasn't changed. Apparantly only a tiny percentage of people are in the INTP group... we tend to feel a bit like aliens on a foreign planet. I have worked hard over the years to become more integrated with the natives, so hopefully I blend in better!


Your result for The LONG Scientific Personality Test...

INTP - the Architect

You scored 36% I to E, 32% N to S, 62% F to T, and 68% J to P!

You are more introverted than extroverted. You are more intuitive than observant, you are more thinking based than feeling based, and you prefer to go with the flow rather than have a routine. The single word to describe your type is the Architect, which belongs to the larger group of rationals. You wish to sculpt the world around you. Others often find you arrogant, yet you have no desire to direct others, only to inform them. You must know the structure of things, and have a voracious appetite for knowledge. You are very rational in everything you do, and probably consider yourself smarter than most.

As a romantic partner, you can be playful with great energy to get things started, but not quite as good on follow through. You may have a tendency to hurt the more emotional types unintentionally by not sharing your own reactions and feelings as you can get swept up in your own ideas and projects. You want to be appreciated for your ability to respond quickly and to fix problems creatively. You need plenty of time to yourself - therefore your parnter must respect your need for independence and originality.

Your group summary: Rationals (NT)

Your type summary: INTP

Take The LONG Scientific Personality Test at HelloQuizzy

Aug. 19th, 2008

dancer, hula

Another reason to love New York

 Cause two heads aren't always better than one:

http://www.nytimes.com/2008/08/19/nyregion/19turtle.html?em
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Jul. 30th, 2008

dancer, hula

Funny and Wonderful!

 Harry Potter and the Deadly Abridgement - Chapter One  

We hope there is more!
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Jul. 29th, 2008

dancer, hula

What Have I Done In My Life (So Far!)

 I snagged this from [info]bambu, who's had a much more interesting life than I have.  Nonetheless..

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Jul. 14th, 2008

dancer, hula

Thank You!

I'm so pleased that this silly little fic has been enjoyed by so many!  Top 20 votegetter!  Wow!  I'm so jazzed and grateful to all who voted for it.   Here are my shiny banners for Minding Harry (best gen humor and top 20):

Also; congrats to all the other winners.... especially my friend Katie!!!!!!



Jul. 2nd, 2008

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New Library Awards - Vote Now!

 I'm thrilled to be listed among the nominees for the New Library Awards (for us 'underappreciated' authors - not widely read or reviewed).   There are many great fics here - so go read and vote! 

Nominee Lists and Links: http://community.livejournal.com/tnl_awards/3925.html

TO VOTE: Enter your vote via a comment here: http://community.livejournal.com/tnl_awards/4104.html#cutid1  The short version of instructions is that you have to manually type in the:
- Category
- Author
- Fic Name
You MUST vote for TWO  fics per category.  I'm not sure why.  I think to avoid a run off)

Of course to make things simple, the categories for my fics are listed below ; )   THANKS!






Jun. 25th, 2008

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Cause I'm Too Aggravated to Do Anything Else

I run a small department.  Just me and my associate.  I've just lost the second of such persons in the last two years.  The first one lasted 6 months.  This one lasted nearly a year.  Both decided consulting was better than working for me.  Ouch.  Sigh.  Grumble.  I think I'm a terrific person to work for, but apparantly I suck at hiring the right people for this job.  Now I have to start all over and do the work of two for the next many months.  Oh, joy.

So here are tmy answers to the omnipresent Book Meme.  Just because.

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The Big Read reckons that the average adult has read only 6 books from the list of the top 100 books. So:

1) Look at the list and bold those you have read.
2) Italicize those you intend to read.
3) Underline the books you LOVE.
4) Reprint this list in your own LJ if you so desire

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May. 5th, 2008

dancer, hula

Chickens?

Here's a cute one:

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

ALBERT EINSTEIN: Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the chicken?

ANDERSON COOPER - CNN:  We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet been allowed to have access to the other side of the road.

BILL CLINTON: I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What is your definition of chicken?

DR. PHIL: The problem we have here is that this chicken won't realize that he must first deal with the problem on "THIS" side of the road before it goes after the problem on the "OTHER SIDE" of the road. What we need to do is help him realize how stupid he's acting by not taking on his "CURRENT" problems before adding "NEW" problems.

DR SEUSS: Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I've not been told.

ERNEST HEMINGWAY: To die in the rain. Alone.

GEORGE W BUSH: We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road, or not. The chicken is either against us, or for us. There is no middle ground in the road. Oh, by the way... "Awesome speech Your Holiness!"

JERRY FALWELL:Because the chicken was gay! Can't you people see "the plain side." That's why they call it "the other side." Yes, my friends, that chicken is gay. And if you eat that chicken, you will become gay too. I say we boycott all chickens until we sort out this abomination that the liberal media whitewashes with seemingly harmless phrases like "the other side." That chicken should not be crossing the road. It's as plain and as simple as that.

NANCY GRACE :That chicken crossed the road because he's GUILTY! You can see it in his eyes and the way he walks.

PAT BUCHANAN: To steal the job of a decent, hardworking American.

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May. 1st, 2008

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Thank You!

 Thanks to all of you who took the time to vote for my fics in the Quill to Parchment Awards!  Your help resulted in wins! for Minding Harry (marauder era & humor) and Trust and Betrayal (maurader era)!!!!

Lookee at my shiny new banners!!




Congrats  to some of my favorite writers who were also deservedly feted!
[info]dysonrules
[info]subvers
[info]ginny_w
[info]ariadne[info]angelmischa
[info]sshg316
and my good buddy, Katie, aka celtmama aka [info]an_fhanai

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